zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

  • me: the reason why i wake up everyday is to check my blog
  • nehoynehoy14:

    remember when you used to be real secretive about reading smutty fanfiction and making sure you were the only one in the room and now you read that shit at the dinner table like it’s nothing

  • Plot Twist: Everything in DMMd didn't actually happen. Instead of reading about actual events, we read Aoba's terrible self-insert fanfiction of him and random hot guys that he met on the street. He probably doesn't even have blue hair.